Honesty pays? Not always.

This is where I have to consciously stop myself from being truthful. Imagine if I've said the truth, this is what my internship report would look like :

Purpose of Internship : To graduate! Do you have to ask? I have to complete it! Duh?

Description of work responsibilities : None. Shit job as and when seniors required me to do so. well, if you consider making tea for myself, munching on those biscuits, finding something to read so as to look busy, then yes.

Training experiences : Learning about the characters of each seniors and hearing other interns who were there longer than I am, bitch. Oh, did I mention about the varying degree of bitchiness for each mentor manager?

Observations : Work politics can be avoided. Know the kuan of my mentor manager and sa ka her from there.

Accomplishments : Absenteeism was no issue after I knew how to sa ka my mentor manager.

What have you learnt that you can apply to your academic and future professional career? Never go into that department again.

Ok, If i want to be graded at all for the report, I'll have to lie. See, honesty does not pay at all times.

Reminded me of how job interviews are so inaccurate in hiring the right person. Everyone puts up a front in interviews. Answers are always "model" answers. This is where I have to stop myself from being amused. I could laugh out aloud right there and then.